Like the great Elder God of Lovecraftian legend, you intend to take over the world.
You’re not a hobbyist. You’re not “starting small”. You’re dead set on making your creative business your full time income, and you’re doing it RIGHT NOW.
You’ve got products created, a business plan (in your head or on paper) and a website in the works. Everything is coming together nicely, except …
When it comes to the words, you’re out of your depth.
You don’t know what to say to people to adequately convey the awesomeness of your product, and why they should care. You don’t know how to create a written presence that matches your swanky new design and bad-ass business attitude. You don’t just want to appear online, you want to launch with a BANG and a ROAR.
You know what you want, but turning your ideas into actions is more difficult than you thought. You’re an artist, a creator – you don’t know the first thing about product launches and PR and the proper place to stick a semi-colon.
You’ve invested everything you have – both financially and emotionally – into this venture. There’s no “if” about it – you MUST succeed. But you’re gonna need some help. Specifically – MY help.
The Great Cthulhu is a package of serious writing for serious business owners. (You can’t see it, but I’m making my serious face). This is for people setting themselves up for success with a professional web presence. I’m talking about YOU – creative coaches, graphic designers, writers, fashion designers, dancers, musicians, directors, actors, crafters and spiritual guides.
Don’t feel embarrassed because you can’t do it yourself. I’m good at this marketing hooplah, and you’re good at creating the awesome stuff. You’ve got “changing the world with art” down pat, mate. Let me make sure you reach the right people.
Here’s what I’m going to do for you:
- Create a blow-you-away awesome About page to make your customers fall utterly in love with you.
- Write 10 kick-ass blog posts to attract and retain your core customers. These will not be rehashed or recycled information, but quality content specially researched and tailored to your blog or website to draw in readers and keep them interested. (And its search-engine optimized? Did I mention that?)
- 4 internal website / sales pages to turn your browsers in buyers.
- 3 hours of consultation to brainstorm, monitor and generate long-term business success.
- Facebook and Twitter setup and a guide to monthly campaign planning to ensure you’re reaching and interacting with your target audience.
- And, I’ll sweeten the deal with a FREE copy of my Grymm & Epic Guide to Blogging.
For $799, that’s a pretty sweet deal.
Here’s how the Grymm & Epic Packages work:
You tell me what you want. I ask a few silly questions. You might send me a few pictures. I might do a little voodoo dance. I email you a draft. You tell me how terrible it is. I then rewrite it into something perfect and awesome. You love it so much you send me flowers and chocolates and offers of marriage. I respectfully decline, although I do eat the chocolates.
Depending on my schedule, I’ll have your multi-tentacles beast of a project finished in 3-6 weeks. I can accommodate most urgent jobs, but please email me first if you’re on a tight deadline.
Before I write a single word, I take the time to define your project’s needs and make sure I have all the information I need to do a good job.
I don’t just storm into writing with pens blazing. I take the time to make sure I’m writing what you need the first time around.
Because I do all the hard work before I even put a single word on paper, I don’t normally need to do a lot of extensive editing. You get one full “do-over” if things go massively pear shaped, and as many small edits as you need to make you copy sparkle like a teenage vampire. Major additional edits may incur an added fee.
Don’t just take my word for it – here’s what my happy clients have to say:
“Amazing writer! Totally cleaned up what I was trying to say and made it better! Will use again – a must for any business owner!” – Stephey Baker – creative coach and transcentalist artist – Marked by the Muse.
“It’s exactly what I had in mind, only better. Perfection! Steff gives her all and you will be quite pleased with her work. I sure am!” – Jennifer Smith-Righter – artisan jewelry designer – Wearable By Design
“A pleasure to work with. Has an incredible talent that can make every listing sell itself. Highly recommend her services!! Thanks so much!” – Mary – maker of handmade aromatherapy bath and body products – Belle River Naturals
So, don’t waste any more of your precious creating time worrying about your marketing copy. After all, you’ve got some serious work to do! Let me work my magic, and in no time at all, you’ll be rocking the world.
PS. There is, of course, a money-back guarantee. If you’re not happy with the service received while employing me as your writing goddess, and you agree not to use any of my writing, I’ll give you your money back, no questions asked.
PPS. Payment plans and customized packages are available. Please email me with your desires and I’ll see what I can do!