Like the great Elder God of Lovecraftian legend, you intend to take over the world.

You’re not a hobbyist. You’re not “starting small”. You’re dead set on making your creative business your full time income, and you’re doing it RIGHT NOW.

You’ve got products created, a business plan (in your head or on paper) and a website in the works. Everything is coming together nicely, except …

When it comes to the words, you’re out of your depth.

You don’t know what to say to people to adequately convey the awesomeness of your product, and why they should care. You don’t know how to create a written presence that matches your swanky new design and bad-ass business attitude. You don’t just want to appear online, you want to launch with a BANG and a ROAR.

You know what you want, but turning your ideas into actions is more difficult than you thought. You’re an artist, a creator – you don’t know the first thing about product launches and PR and the proper place to stick a semi-colon.

You’ve invested everything you have – both financially and emotionally – into this venture. There’s no “if” about it – you MUST succeed. But you’re gonna need some help. Specifically – MY help.

The Great Cthulhu is a package of serious writing for serious business owners. (You can’t see it, but I’m making my serious face). This is for people setting themselves up for success with a professional web presence. I’m talking about YOU – creative coaches, graphic designers, writers, fashion designers, dancers, musicians, directors, actors, crafters and spiritual guides.

Don’t feel embarrassed because you can’t do it yourself. I’m good at this marketing hooplah, and you’re good at creating the awesome stuff. You’ve got “changing the world with art” down pat, mate. Let me make sure you reach the right people.

Here’s what I’m going to do for you:

• Create a blow-you-away awesome About page to make your customers fall utterly in love with you.
• Write 10 kick-ass blog posts to attract and retain your core customers. These will not be rehashed or recycled information, but quality content specially researched and tailored to your blog or website to draw in readers and keep them interested. (And its search-engine optimized? Did I mention that?)
• 4 internal website / sales pages to turn your browsers in buyers.
• 3 hours of consultation to brainstorm, monitor and generate long-term business success.
• Facebook and Twitter setup and a guide to monthly campaign planning to ensure you’re reaching and interacting with your target audience.
• And, I’ll sweeten the deal with a FREE copy of my Grymm & Epic Guide to Blogging.

For $799, that’s a pretty sweet deal.

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Here’s how the Grymm & Epic Packages work:

You tell me what you want. I ask a few silly questions. You might send me a few pictures. I might do a little voodoo dance. I email you a draft. You tell me how terrible it is. I then rewrite it into something perfect and awesome. You love it so much you send me flowers and chocolates and offers of marriage. I respectfully decline, although I do eat the chocolates.

Turnaround time:

Depending on my schedule, I’ll have your multi-tentacles beast of a project finished in 3-6 weeks. I can accommodate most urgent jobs, but please email me first if you’re on a tight deadline.

Editing:

Before I write a single word, I take the time to define your project’s needs and make sure I have all the information I need to do a good job.

I don’t just storm into writing with pens blazing. I take the time to make sure I’m writing what you need the first time around.

Because I do all the hard work before I even put a single word on paper, I don’t normally need to do a lot of extensive editing. You get one full “do-over” if things go massively pear shaped, and as many small edits as you need to make you copy sparkle like a teenage vampire. Major additional edits may incur an added fee.

Don’t just take my word for it – here’s what my happy clients have to say:

“Amazing writer! Totally cleaned up what I was trying to say and made it better! Will use again – a must for any business owner!” – Stephey Baker – creative coach and transcentalist artist – Marked by the Muse.

“It’s exactly what I had in mind, only better. Perfection! Steff gives her all and you will be quite pleased with her work. I sure am!” – Jennifer Smith-Righter – artisan jewelry designer – Wearable By Design

“A pleasure to work with. Has an incredible talent that can make every listing sell itself. Highly recommend her services!! Thanks so much!” – Mary – maker of handmade aromatherapy bath and body products – Belle River Naturals

So, don’t waste any more of your precious creating time worrying about your marketing copy. After all, you’ve got some serious work to do! Let me work my magic, and in no time at all, you’ll be rocking the world.

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PS. There is, of course, a money-back guarantee. If you’re not happy with the service received while employing me as your writing goddess, and you agree not to use any of my writing, I’ll give you your money back, no questions asked.
PPS. Payment plans and customized packages are available. Please email me with your desires and I’ll see what I can do!

• You want a blog that’s talked about in every corner of the blogosphere? WHAM – there you go.
• You want your blog to draw in readers and convert them into customers … from the very first post? SMASH – done and dusted.
• You want a sales page that skyrockets sales of your ebook to numbers only dreamed up by scammy internet marketers? SQUISH – you got it.

Blogging has proven to be a solid way to launch or promote a business online.

The Blog-Shothoth package is designed for a specific type of business. You’ll understand the benefits of producing high-quality content on a regular schedule, and you’ll know the difference placing targeted, high-quality content on your site can make. You’ll also recognize that blogging doesn’t end with hitting “publish”. A successful blog requires constant attention – promoting posts on other sites and getting them linked on other blogs.

But even though you understand the value of a blog, you don’t have the time or skills required to create content and market it correctly. You’re too busy doing what you do best – creating and selling your products and services. Here’s where the Blog-Shothoth package can help you. I’ve designed this package for businesses looking for an easy solution to their blogging woes – you’ll know that your blog is regularly updated with high-quality posts, that your content is being promoted across various channels to help raise your profile, and that your blog is focused on achieving your business’ strategic goals.

The Blog-Shothoth package includes:

• An initial blogging consultation: We sit down together over skype, email, or in person and hash out a strategic plan for your blog, including the aims, traffic report, content, keywords, long-term strategies, and tools.
• 12 posts of premium blog pillar content. These posts are scheduled to appear on your blog over the course of the month. These are high-quality articles written specifically for your business and relevant keywords to draw in readers and keep them interested.
• Sourcing of images: Each post will be accompanied by suitable royalty-free images.
• Internal Back-linking: Part of a blog’s success is having a thorough internal link structure – where each post leads the reader to more posts or features on your site. It’s all about keeping the reader on your site as long as possible. Creating internal back-links on every post is included in this package.
• Search-Engine Optimization (SEO): As part of the initial consultation, I generate a list of keywords for your blog, and the content plan is based around these keywords. Using SEO-best practice to create blog posts means your site will quickly move up the rankings.
• Social Media promotion: Each post will be promoted across various social media channels, including the writing of updates and campaigns for Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn and other platforms. (2 hours)
• Additional blog promotion: Each post will be promoted to other experts in your niche to increase exposure and links to your site. (2 hours).
• Site Traffic Report: Provided Google Analytics is installed on your blog, every month I generate a traffic report outlining changes in traffic and user-behaviour on your site. Based on this report, we create goals for the future.

All this is included in the basic package price. I prefer to charge a package rate over a per-hour rate. That way, you don’t get any nasty surprises.

I’m Very Concerned about Quality. What Type of Content Do You Write?

I blog based on the concept of pillar content. I call it pillar content because it becomes the foundation of your blog – just like the foundations of a building. I create 12 articles based on topics that are popular with your target audience, usually answering a common question or offering advice on a topic. These are based on keywords that are commonly searched for, and designed to generate views, links and referrals to your blog. Just live an Elder God, it’s on these pillar articles you build your temple of blogging greatness.

I’m not giving you some re-hashed content nicked from the archives of popular probloggers. We’re talking about your own, original articles and posts, written in your voice for your audience.

How does the Blog-Shothoth Package work?

You tell me what you want. I ask a few silly questions. You might send me a few pictures. I might do a little voodoo dance. I email you a draft. You tell me how terrible it is. I then rewrite it into something perfect and awesome. You love it so much you send me flowers and chocolates and offers of marriage. I respectfully decline, although I do eat the chocolates.

Seriously though, here’s my step-by-step method.

Step 1: Blog Consultation and Report

Together (in person, over the phone, or via email) we hash out a Blog Content Plan. This includes the content overview, a “style guide”, branding information, target audience and a list of article topics. I generate a list of keywords for SEO. I also have a look at your blog stats and generate initial numbers to work from. Once I’ve completed the Blog Content Plan and you’ve approved it, I can get to work on the posts.

(The Full Blog Content plan only needs to be generated once – at the beginning of the first month. If you work with me over additional months, we re-evaluate the plan every month based on site stats to check on progress and make any necessary changes).

Step 2: Topic Generation

I generate a list of topics for the month’s posts. I send this list to you for approval. At this stage, if you have topics you particularly want covered, you can brief me on them. 

Step 3: Generation and Approval of Blog Content

I write the month’s posts and submit them to you for approval. You have a week to read through them and ask me to make changes where necessary. 

Step 4: Uploading Blog Content

I upload and format blog content, insert backlinks and images, and schedule posts to appear throughout the month ahead.

Step 5: Promotion and Social Media

As posts go live, I promote them on your social media platforms, or provide you with content and resources for you to post on social media yourself. I contact other bloggers and have links to your blog posts placed strategically on sites in your niche.

Step 6: Generate Traffic Report

At the end of each month I send you a short report outlining progress for the month. Monitoring traffic is essential because it allows us to see which are the most effective articles, keywords and techniques so we can further target the campaign.

Turnaround time varies depending on the amount of work I have at any one time. My monthly retainer clients take priority over one-off jobs. I can accommodate most urgent jobs, but please email me before purchasing if you’re on a tight deadline, so I can let you know if I can complete your job in time.

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Here’s What My Blogging Clients are Saying

“We engaged Steff to produce a wide range of copy for us including articles, blogs, SEO web copy and more. Steff could quickly pick up any subject matter with limited research and consistently produced top quality work and always on time. I would not hesitate to work with Steff again.” – Phil Shacklady, The Web Company, New Zealand.

“I first hired Steff as a writer in January 2011 after she won our blogging contest. Since then she has consistently provided regular, well-written blog posts to a deadline. I would have no hesitation in recommending Steff for a similar position.” James Dunworth, The Disabled Shop

“Steff is a copywriting queen. Her prose leaps from the pages and grabs you, riveting the reader’s attention and directing your customer where to go next. She’s thorough, convincing, and a pleasure to work with. I’ve hired Steff several times and she just gets better every time. If you’re looking for a great sales writer with a heavy metal attitude, Steff Metal is definitely a great find.” – Cory Huff, The Abundant Artist.

Can I see samples?

I’ve posted some samples of my blogging work in my blogging portfolio. I can also send additional samples via email if you request them.

The price for the Blog-Shothoth package is $990 NZ (US$810). If you want to work with me for more than a month, email me to discuss your needs, as I offer discounted prices for my monthly retainer clients.  Payment plans and customized packages are available. Please email me with your needs and I’ll see what I can do.

Buy Blog-Shothoth NOW for US$810

Buy Blog-Shothoth NOW for NZ$990