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@Kelli - haha, yes. 3/4-lancing is so rad, it breaks the space-time continuum.
Great post, but I have to say--I love how becoming a 2/3-lancer gives you 8
OH my god, finally someone said it like it is. I'm one of those people
@Tanja - this is so exciting, and scary, and I'm absolutely stoked for you ...
@Brenda - your office was amazing - books everywhere (it's like you're being constantly hugged